Virus

Who knew that the reason I hear as crappy as an 80 year old man is because I have a virus in my ear.

Did you know there were viruses for ears?
I did not.
Nor did I know it would make my hearing this bad.
The way mu hear can be describes as: if you hold your ear - like if you don't want to hear something - like that.
Super weird and uncomfortable.

Now I am off to buy some coke.
I need it to make me happier.

Puss